I have books on my bookshelf that I acquired because they were books I thought I should read. One of these is Long Walk to Freedom by Nelson Mandela, another is The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins which I have been meaning to read since 6th Form biology.
I also have a book of Greek Myths and Legends. I bring this up because I was listening to one of Stephen Fry’s podgrams in the car on the way to work and he mentioned King Midas. All I know is that he was cursed so that everything he touched turned to gold. However, there is another bit where he is given the ears of an ass but no-one knows because he always wears a cap to cover them. Only his barber knows and he is sworn to secrecy. Because the barber has to carry this secret, the only way he can let it out is by shouting into a hole in the ground “Midas has asses ears!” When reeds grow in the place where the hole is they start whispering “Midas has asses ears” and then the trees hear and the secret eventually gets around.
I wondered if this was the basis of the song Whispering Grass, because of the lines
‘Cos the trees don’t need to know.”